LOL!! The Best Puns From The King Of One Liners Kevin Schwartz - America's Got Talent 2019


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  • fuckedupswede
    fuckedupswede  11 hours back

    He is so different from all the hyped adhd comedians these days. His way to deliver is sadly not in my taste but what he overcomes as a person is awsome! I like him due to the fact that he seem to have a rough upbringing and people like him always win over my heart, they are missunderstood and just need someone to really see them.

    • Jason D
      Jason D  14 hours back

      4:47, wow the girl on the left...

      • The Star Nerd
        The Star Nerd  2 days back

        If he’s a star why did they cut him???????

        -He was still pretty funny and cool!!


        • Jay Wade
          Jay Wade  2 days back

          The crowd doing all that fake laughing makes it awkward af lol

          • Madi Hope
            Madi Hope  3 days back

            im so sad he didn’t make it to the live shows...

            • thekirby
              thekirby  3 days back

              He is simply trying to make love not warcraft.

              • Tracie Wasley
                Tracie Wasley  3 days back

                I'm gonna miss you buddy! I wish you everything you want for you! Btw I live in wisconsin❤ I can't help it I just LOVE you your FUNNY

                • DJ GTO
                  DJ GTO  3 days back

                  Just love this guy, he totally surprises you with his answers,,,,,,

                  • yirk1
                    yirk1  3 days back

                    0:37 juliane made such a fake smile

                    • Louis Payan
                      Louis Payan  3 days back

                      Go crawl back under the rock you came out of Geek, Not funny and untalented

                      • George Anthony
                        George Anthony  4 days back

                        I run circles around this Ewok he is not funny at all

                        • Tracie Wasley
                          Tracie Wasley  4 days back

                          This guy is amazing! Hes so funny I love his style so much. I've been where he has been and I'm so proud of him! I love how he doesn't smile no matter what he says! I hope he goes through I love him!!

                          • Mark Metzger
                            Mark Metzger  4 days back

                            Cough cough Mitch Hedberg is forever the king of one liners Cough

                            • Kyle Keenan
                              Kyle Keenan  4 days back

                              Video starts at 2.38 if you want to avoid the sob story.

                              • ILuvChickenNugs
                                ILuvChickenNugs  4 days back


                                • Perdondor Kharsyntiew
                                  Perdondor Kharsyntiew  4 days back

                                  I thought he’s Seth Rogen. Lol

                                  • Rick Hagemeijer
                                    Rick Hagemeijer  4 days back

                                    See guys this is what anxienty is. Not what all you milenials talk about having

                                    • Rosalinda Delgado
                                      Rosalinda Delgado  4 days back

                                      Is this the real life version of what about Bob?

                                      • vashsant
                                        vashsant  5 days back

                                        Lol good stuff

                                        • A. M.
                                          A. M.  5 days back

                                          Hell, the audience was too thick for the blackout joke?

                                          He missed a shot at self depreciating humor with that twin panda joke:

                                          "Turns out I was looking in a mirror."

                                          • One World
                                            One World  5 days back

                                            "Terrified to leave my house......" No stranger to that......but also "desperate" to leave; "restriction" was in 18 week chunks. His psych's plan to meet even the smallest goal then on to another is a good program. Funny how I'd recently mentioned that to the very psychiatrist from whom I'd learned that strategy........ 43 years ago........ This guy's come a long way from "invisible".
                                            I wonder sometimes if Simon racks up a few appalling critique/decisions so ones like this rather thoughtful one shine a little more....... just good to see him using some insight and not telling someone like this guy "you have a profoundly exaggerated opinion of yourself........ it's a no......." Success is good.

                                            • NGuinn07
                                              NGuinn07  5 days back

                                              I could see him star in a sitcom called "The Secret life of Geeks"

                                              • DeathSpellXVI
                                                DeathSpellXVI  5 days back

                                                Lol this guy seems a bit autistic but he’s funny

                                                • Dean Shaw
                                                  Dean Shaw  6 days back

                                                  there is only 1 king of 1 liners thats tony montana lol

                                                  • crazybooklover21XX
                                                    crazybooklover21XX  6 days back

                                                    He’s 49?! I thought he was like 30!

                                                    • Sofia Cignatta
                                                      Sofia Cignatta  6 days back

                                                      he stole almost all the jokes

                                                      • Kevin Schwartz
                                                        Kevin Schwartz  5 days back

                                                        @Sofia Cignatta I posted them online and some of them went viral.

                                                      • Sofia Cignatta
                                                        Sofia Cignatta  5 days back

                                                        Kevin Schwartz oh sorry, i’ve just heard most of them before

                                                      • Kevin Schwartz
                                                        Kevin Schwartz  5 days back

                                                        No, I stole exactly none of them.

                                                    • Nemesis A6
                                                      Nemesis A6  6 days back

                                                      Does no one see a live Peter Griffin from Family Guy?

                                                      • orcite
                                                        orcite  7 days back

                                                        what is this? wellfare got talent?

                                                        • Lord Stinson
                                                          Lord Stinson  7 days back

                                                          I hope watching this video and reading this comment section builds his confidence even more. Keep rocking on, my man!

                                                          • Arief YohaaMart
                                                            Arief YohaaMart  1 weeks back

                                                            artike lur... sing iso..aku bingung. lucune neng ndii...

                                                            • AppleYou
                                                              AppleYou  1 weeks back

                                                              Dude: Little Joke 1. Little Joke 2. Little Joke 3. Little Joke 4. Gabrielle: you're a star you're unbelievable, you're a breakthrough!

                                                              • Aquarius
                                                                Aquarius  1 weeks back

                                                                How do teachers not notice when a whole class ignores one kid, teachers have a responsibility to notice this stuff and do something about it, that's life destroying!

                                                                • Alexander Rennemeyer
                                                                  Alexander Rennemeyer  3 days back

                                                                  well, teachers notice this, its not very hard tbh, but they either dont care, or cant do anything about it in some cases

                                                              • anshul5705
                                                                anshul5705  1 weeks back


                                                                • b1g_ luke
                                                                  b1g_ luke  1 weeks back

                                                                  This guy's a genius.

                                                                  • Lisa Gunnells
                                                                    Lisa Gunnells  1 weeks back

                                                                    I am new here so I wanted to tell u that um so yes

                                                                    • Peter Jeffrey
                                                                      Peter Jeffrey  1 weeks back

                                                                      Is it just me or does this guy's face look like a sheep?

                                                                      • Dick Jazz
                                                                        Dick Jazz  1 weeks back

                                                                        It takes a lot to get me to audibly laugh for a stand up. Most of this guys jokes really got me. I loved it.

                                                                        I honestly think for the first joke if he started "let me tell you about my first blackout" then stared off for a sec and then immediately moved on to another joke...would've been better (and frankly was what I was expecting).

                                                                        • Danny Unchained
                                                                          Danny Unchained  1 weeks back

                                                                          Death tried this, and he died.

                                                                          • Katrina Philpotts
                                                                            Katrina Philpotts  1 weeks back

                                                                            Lol love this!

                                                                            • sam-aquarius
                                                                              sam-aquarius  1 weeks back

                                                                              he's kinda like Steven Wright I like it

                                                                              • Front Bencher
                                                                                Front Bencher  1 weeks back

                                                                                5:53 gabrielle gangsta comfirmed

                                                                                • dwdesignstt
                                                                                  dwdesignstt  1 weeks back

                                                                                  Mad props for facing your fears bro. We all here with u, and u a great inspiration. U have contributed more than u know

                                                                                  • Xavier park sung
                                                                                    Xavier park sung  1 weeks back

                                                                                    Well he is funny

                                                                                    • FarAbove Rubies
                                                                                      FarAbove Rubies  1 weeks back

                                                                                      Hope he goes places! He can get over his anxiety! When i first saw this, i thought he reminds me of “The Revolting Blob” from Billy Madison! This is great!!

                                                                                      • Alexandre Jörg Gruß
                                                                                        Alexandre Jörg Gruß  1 weeks back

                                                                                        Good Job !

                                                                                        • hawt kyutie
                                                                                          hawt kyutie  1 weeks back

                                                                                          Hes like a character in american dad

                                                                                          • brennantg7
                                                                                            brennantg7  1 weeks back

                                                                                            Kinda reminds me of Mitch Hedberg, genius.

                                                                                            • BaselessJ
                                                                                              BaselessJ  7 days back

                                                                                              brennantg7 yeah its the same style of comedy haha

                                                                                          • Jewry Hernandez
                                                                                            Jewry Hernandez  1 weeks back

                                                                                            Hey I like this guy.....and the jokes 😂😂😂😂😂 man I kept repeating lmao