Breakfast Burrito - You Suck at Cooking (episode 47)

  • Published: 14 September 2016
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    Devon the cinematographer
    T.W. the camp scene art director and prop maker
    Paul the Police Chief
    I really, really, really, really, really, really appreciate you guys.

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    Chop up all of those things that I mentioned.
    Cook an onion with some olive oil, then add black beans and cumin with salt and pepper pepper pepper
    Cook some green onions in olive oil then eventually add some eggs. If you don't like green onion, don't put them in.
    Warm up your tortilla in a pan or in a volcano (gloves)
    Lay your tortilla down to rest
    Spread some sauces or wait and do that later because it makes a big mess
    Throw in the egg
    Grate some cheese on that egg
    Put the beans on that cheese
    Add the tomato and avocado
    Add in more sauce until you feel regret
    Have a knife, fork, napkin, and hazmat suit ready.
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Comments • 2 693

  • Siddharth Ghosh
    Siddharth Ghosh  15 hours back

    Nooo...I have invested way too much time... It can't end like this!

    • Birb Man
      Birb Man  1 days back

      Please make more breakfast

      • densch123
        densch123  1 days back

        the egg crime drama is one of many reasons why I jsut cant stop watchin this! :O

        • kriso1997
          kriso1997  2 days back


          • M M
            M M  4 days back

            How long until the next egg episode?

            • Udit Raizada
              Udit Raizada  4 days back

              I am your no.1 fan.

              • Conechiwa7
                Conechiwa7  4 days back


                • KeelanCathey KDT
                  KeelanCathey KDT  5 days back

                  Comment section: invested in eggs 95%
                  How did I get her 0%
                  Who's the 5%

                  • suicide 101
                    suicide 101  5 days back

                    Imagen making a movies about eggs

                    • NEIN xD
                      NEIN xD  7 days back

                      0:58 ripple Chop is that a jojo refference ?

                      • John Pappalardo
                        John Pappalardo  1 weeks back

                        I wonder how he staged the sets and did the lighting for the egg series. Very impressive work

                        • Hannah Thompson
                          Hannah Thompson  1 weeks back

                          When a cooking show on YouTube with random cuts to a homemade series starring eggs is better than any crime drama on TV.

                          • narutoshuuppeeden
                            narutoshuuppeeden  2 weeks back

                            That burrito looks terrible

                            • MessitUPguy
                              MessitUPguy  2 weeks back

                              Wow masterpiece 🙌

                              • Lester Rodriguez
                                Lester Rodriguez  2 weeks back

                                The egg storys are great

                                • commander sus Gunner
                                  commander sus Gunner  2 weeks back

                                  That criminal needs to stop making eggscuses

                                  • commander sus Gunner
                                    commander sus Gunner  2 weeks back

                                    Rotten eggs

                                    • colt bolt
                                      colt bolt  2 weeks back

                                      The longest hiatus

                                      • CoolNate 38
                                        CoolNate 38  2 weeks back

                                        How tf is this egg csi movie so amazing

                                        • Mo2
                                          Mo2  2 weeks back

                                          This video could’ve been done in 30 seconds if it wasn’t for the law and order of eggs
                                          Can’t wait for season 2

                                          • SUPERPOTATO
                                            SUPERPOTATO  2 weeks back

                                            he used hamon to cut the green onion

                                            • GrayPans
                                              GrayPans  2 weeks back

                                              This is epic

                                              • Mr. Frisky
                                                Mr. Frisky  2 weeks back

                                                He peeled it😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

                                                • Mr. Frisky
                                                  Mr. Frisky  2 weeks back

                                                  The way he cut the avocado😂😂😂

                                                  • Vhen Mhykel Villacortes

                                                    John Marston and Jack Morgans

                                                    • Kim-Jong-Kenny
                                                      Kim-Jong-Kenny  2 weeks back

                                                      The plot is actually really good wtf...

                                                      • Faruq /#_#/
                                                        Faruq /#_#/  2 weeks back

                                                        The egg drama is top notch

                                                        • Dane Barrett
                                                          Dane Barrett  2 weeks back

                                                          I watched the first half of the Dune movie earlier tonite. This was better.

                                                          • Dane Barrett
                                                            Dane Barrett  2 weeks back

                                                            Law and Order:OVA.

                                                            • Nathan Hawks
                                                              Nathan Hawks  3 weeks back

                                                              You suck at egg skits but you kick ass at cooking videos :)

                                                              • Николай Русев

                                                                Part 5 never

                                                                • Khorshid Alam
                                                                  Khorshid Alam  3 weeks back

                                                                  The moment you realize that eggs are more interesting then your life.

                                                                  • 2much4Borealis :3
                                                                    2much4Borealis :3  3 weeks back

                                                                    WE NEED MORE EPISODES!!!!!!!!😖😖😆😆😆😆

                                                                    • Jacob 46645
                                                                      Jacob 46645  4 weeks back


                                                                      • Daniel
                                                                        Daniel  4 weeks back

                                                                        "You killed them?"
                                                                        " we were all gonna die anyway"

                                                                        *Best* *homocide* *excuse* *ever*

                                                                        • Michal Bezděk
                                                                          Michal Bezděk  4 weeks back

                                                                          Better then normal crime dramas

                                                                          • Isn't that illegal?
                                                                            Isn't that illegal?  4 weeks back

                                                                            I dont know what this is but I'm hooked

                                                                            • Mina R
                                                                              Mina R  4 weeks back

                                                                              These shorts with the eggs could are like something we would see on adult swim, lmao.

                                                                              • Puppeteers/GTA 5 Roleplays

                                                                                1:45 your welcome

                                                                                • Michelle Higginbotham
                                                                                  Michelle Higginbotham  1 months back

                                                                                  No no no. Where are you from? This is not a breakfast burrito. I am a first generation Mexican living in Cali and no this is not a breakfast burrito. This has to have a protein like bacon or sausage, eggs, potatoes, onions and lots of salsa to put on it. No not a breakfast burrito

                                                                                  • Lord Wonna
                                                                                    Lord Wonna  2 weeks back

                                                                                    it is a breakfast burrito

                                                                                • 🍵🌹Banana Milk🌹🍵

                                                                                  Is ready to commit an egg murder

                                                                                  • Bryant Rodriguez
                                                                                    Bryant Rodriguez  1 months back

                                                                                    I dare say that was.. .. Eggcellent

                                                                                    • Justin Xin
                                                                                      Justin Xin  1 months back

                                                                                      3:17 he deserves an award for the transition in the music

                                                                                      • NW3D
                                                                                        NW3D  1 months back


                                                                                        • Demonetization without representation

                                                                                          Thank you

                                                                                          • Chris L
                                                                                            Chris L  2 months back

                                                                                            Now that's what I call a cliffhanger, I can't wait to find out what happens next!!

                                                                                            • Mz Mulatto
                                                                                              Mz Mulatto  2 months back

                                                                                              You are amazing. He teaches me to cook, he makes me laugh...AMD now a mini movie oh yea I love you lol someone give this man a show like something weird like back in the day MTV had this show called liquid television

                                                                                              • mr buscemi
                                                                                                mr buscemi  2 months back

                                                                                                watching this at 4am...