Breakfast Burrito - You Suck at Cooking (episode 47)

  • Published: 14 September 2016
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    Chop up all of those things that I mentioned.
    Cook an onion with some olive oil, then add black beans and cumin with salt and pepper pepper pepper
    Cook some green onions in olive oil then eventually add some eggs. If you don't like green onion, don't put them in.
    Warm up your tortilla in a pan or in a volcano (gloves)
    Lay your tortilla down to rest
    Spread some sauces or wait and do that later because it makes a big mess
    Throw in the egg
    Grate some cheese on that egg
    Put the beans on that cheese
    Add the tomato and avocado
    Add in more sauce until you feel regret
    Have a knife, fork, napkin, and hazmat suit ready.
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Comments • 2 641

  • Michelle Higginbotham
    Michelle Higginbotham  3 days back

    No no no. Where are you from? This is not a breakfast burrito. I am a first generation Mexican living in Cali and no this is not a breakfast burrito. This has to have a protein like bacon or sausage, eggs, potatoes, onions and lots of salsa to put on it. No not a breakfast burrito

    • A.
      A.  3 days back

      Is ready to commit an egg murder

      • Bryant Rodriguez
        Bryant Rodriguez  4 days back

        I dare say that was.. .. Eggcellent

        • Justin Xin
          Justin Xin  4 days back

          3:17 he deserves an award for the transition in the music

          • NW3D
            NW3D  7 days back


            • Chris L
              Chris L  2 weeks back

              Now that's what I call a cliffhanger, I can't wait to find out what happens next!!

              • Mz Mulatto
                Mz Mulatto  2 weeks back

                You are amazing. He teaches me to cook, he makes me laugh...AMD now a mini movie oh yea I love you lol someone give this man a show like something weird like back in the day MTV had this show called liquid television

                • mr buscemi
                  mr buscemi  2 weeks back

                  watching this at 4am...

                  • M O M O S F R E I N D
                    M O M O S F R E I N D  3 weeks back

                    wow this got dark

                    • LTT Breaking News Outlet

                      Intro:you suck at cooking yeah you totally suck
                      Me:NO U

                      • Joshua .Brons
                        Joshua .Brons  3 weeks back

                        boy You Suck At Cooking should just make a separate channel just for egg dramas

                        • Emperor Washington
                          Emperor Washington  3 weeks back

                          This looks deadass delicious

                          • Kyeri Art
                            Kyeri Art  3 weeks back

                            BRING THIS BACKKKK

                            • rockerrrrrrrrrrr
                              rockerrrrrrrrrrr  3 weeks back

                              .59 the cooking starts

                              • Hannah Pauly
                                Hannah Pauly  3 weeks back

                                is this guy just allergic to cutting avocados in a regular way?

                                • TOAO Kortsuki
                                  TOAO Kortsuki  3 weeks back

                                  I always knew smth was off about Dennis!

                                  • Wanna Be
                                    Wanna Be  3 weeks back

                                    Hi Adam

                                  • bicky bong
                                    bicky bong  3 weeks back

                                    WHERES THE CONCLUSION

                                    • MrSmurkles
                                      MrSmurkles  4 weeks back

                                      The production quality is too high for this channel

                                      • Bethany Grey
                                        Bethany Grey  4 weeks back

                                        But their relationship 😢💔

                                        • Epic_Meme XD
                                          Epic_Meme XD  4 weeks back

                                          This animes getting exciting

                                          • not akali
                                            not akali  4 weeks back

                                            He is like the passive version of how to basic

                                            • The Green Cuber
                                              The Green Cuber  4 weeks back

                                              Well this is eggstreame

                                              • ebony barton
                                                ebony barton  4 weeks back

                                                Meet the egg, John Whip

                                                • Christian Esquivel
                                                  Christian Esquivel  4 weeks back

                                                  How much weed did I smoke eggxactly, seriously my brains feels scrambled, is The Mastermind Egg murderer going to fry in the Slammer, OK I'm hungry now. ..

                                                  • 2much4Borealis :3
                                                    2much4Borealis :3  4 weeks back

                                                    DO MOOOOREEE!!!

                                                    • Jasmine Martosoewito
                                                      Jasmine Martosoewito  4 weeks back

                                                      This made my day

                                                      • Salty Cracker
                                                        Salty Cracker  4 weeks back

                                                        You trying to roll that burrito is like me trying to hide all of my mental problems under an “I’m fine”

                                                        • Lunar Weirdo
                                                          Lunar Weirdo  1 months back

                                                          What happened "that night" between john and douglas? I need to know

                                                          • Starie Drawz
                                                            Starie Drawz  1 months back

                                                            I need more egg episodes

                                                            • Kawi candy 2019
                                                              Kawi candy 2019  1 months back

                                                              Bring the egg series back

                                                              • bookydooky 123
                                                                bookydooky 123  1 months back

                                                                When’s the next episode? I’m dying for one

                                                                • RAH
                                                                  RAH  1 months back

                                                                  You are a genius good sir

                                                                  • That Deathstep Guy
                                                                    That Deathstep Guy  1 months back

                                                                    This is so creative im not even asking about the idea..

                                                                    • JuanThiccBoii i
                                                                      JuanThiccBoii i  1 months back

                                                                      3:30 just think.. dude was out in the woods making an egg scene. Imagine going on a walk and seeing that lol

                                                                      • zephen porter
                                                                        zephen porter  1 months back

                                                                        Lets egg

                                                                        • Kys or
                                                                          Kys or  1 months back

                                                                          Compare this with the first episodes 😂

                                                                          • SF3L
                                                                            SF3L  1 months back

                                                                            1:49 Egg: he went that way
                                                                            Me: which way? YOU’RE NOT POINTING IN ANY DIRECTION!!!

                                                                            • Stan Nicholas
                                                                              Stan Nicholas  1 months back

                                                                              imagine people actually looking for a recipe and seeing this intro, damn :D

                                                                              • hemi chevy
                                                                                hemi chevy  1 months back

                                                                                looked good untill he put that mayo sauce on.....but that quick slip into the can was legendary for a spill free meal !

                                                                                • Liv Life
                                                                                  Liv Life  1 months back

                                                                                  So dramatic And so emotional

                                                                                  • Peter Rajesh
                                                                                    Peter Rajesh  1 months back

                                                                                    The yaoi between eggs 😤👌

                                                                                    • arely hernandez
                                                                                      arely hernandez  1 months back

                                                                                      Omg you dont know hoy to cut an avocado

                                                                                      • TheVaultdweller
                                                                                        TheVaultdweller  1 months back

                                                                                        Yeah I aslo suck at making burritos, but at least they taste good.

                                                                                        • Chrielle Satorre
                                                                                          Chrielle Satorre  1 months back

                                                                                          I’m hungry

                                                                                          • MRSADDREAMS The Legend
                                                                                            MRSADDREAMS The Legend  1 months back

                                                                                            It’s been 2 years..

                                                                                            • A very creative and unique name

                                                                                              John sound like gaara