Modified Ramen - You Suck at Cooking (episode 80)

  • Published: 21 September 2018
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    “Instant noodles were invented by Momofuku Ando (born Go Pek-Hok) of Nissin Foods in Japan.[1] They were launched in 1958 under the brand name Chikin Ramen. In 1971, Nissin introduced Cup Noodles, the first cup noodle product. Instant noodles are marketed worldwide under many brand names.

    Ramen, a Japanese noodle soup, is sometimes used as a descriptor for instant noodle flavors by some Japanese instant noodle manufacturers. It has become synonymous in America for all instant noodle products.[2]”

    If you've never had actual ramen from a Japanese restaurant, put that at the top of your food-related to do list. Actually go right now. I don’t care if you’re at work, just go.

    Checking for WABS is mostly necessary with the cheap North American packets (as far as I know). If you get Asian versions of instant ramen there are a LOT of great ones with tons of flavor, sauces, dehydrated vegetables. Also the ones served in cup seems to be more deluxe.

    Recipe #1: Broth of choice, Scallions and eggs. I tend to cook my egg most of the way through but you do you, boo.

    Recipe #2: Veggie or chicken broth, Scallions, peanut butter, chopped broccoli. This is my favorite. A simpler version of my spicy peanut butter soup video.

    Recipe #3: No broth, Bacon, butter, parmesan. For when you're feeling filthy and want to compound it.

    Recipe #4: Veggie or chicken broth, Indian curry paste and chic peas. There are a lot of veggies that would work well in this. There are also a ton of Indian curry pastes but I haven't met one I didn't like.

    Recipe #5 Beef broth, spinach, sliced steak. Slice the steak as thinly as possible. I was looking for flank steak, ended up using top sirloin, you could also use hanger steak or skirt steak...there is a lot of opinions on steak cuts but I'm already out of my comfort zone. Just in life in general.

    If you've read this far, congratulations, I'm giving away a prize to the few that get this far. The prize is the gift of reading my random ramblings for the next couple of minutes.

    Do you ever find yourself sitting around, living life, then suddenly you’re all WTF? I mean W IN T ACTUAL F. In an existential kind of way. Honestly the weight of actually existing, even when things are going great, is sometimes just super overwhelming. I'm not sure it's really fathomable. I mean if we think about the beginning of the universe and try to imagine the nothing that it came from, it's gotta be a trick. Like there can't have ever been nothing. But if there can't have ever been nothing then…this is the point at which I've actually gone mad. Help. My brain is trying to stretch in a way it wasn't built for. My brain isn't Simone Biles, you know? And you shouldn't expect it to be. It has limits. But is that just the ceiling of my own confidence? The real problem here is that I said you won a prize, and usually prizes are supposed to be something good where you feel, "yeah, I totally just won a prize, man, I love prizes.” But just look at this. I'm not even sorry. It's possible I was up late last night.
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  • You Suck At Cooking
    You Suck At Cooking   10 months back

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    • hazmi mosafeer
      hazmi mosafeer  3 weeks back

      It is so funny .but it is real life true fact

    • Pmaster07
      Pmaster07  1 months back

      Jordyn Oishi-Doble it does that automatically wether I'm responding to you or not.

    • Jordyn Oishi-Doble
      Jordyn Oishi-Doble  1 months back

      @Pmaster07 it replied to me so click on the person to who you are responding to or it's going to reply the person who replied before you.

    • Pmaster07
      Pmaster07  1 months back

      @Jordyn Oishi-Doble i was responding to the person who created this video???

    • Jordyn Oishi-Doble
      Jordyn Oishi-Doble  1 months back

      @Pmaster07 tap the person to who you are responding to.

  • Psycho Studio
    Psycho Studio  1 hours back

    I can smell it

      DEATH - PACITO  3 hours back

      “To combat ur 2 week vegetarian phase”

      *i feel slightly attacked*

      • E Shepard
        E Shepard  8 hours back


        • Pineapplebags He
          Pineapplebags He  11 hours back

          how did I stumble on this video. well i don’t regret watching it lmao.

          • Alejandro Aragon Tan
            Alejandro Aragon Tan  21 hours back

            Also in prison

            • Wholesome Guy
              Wholesome Guy  23 hours back

              Is this Joji?

              • Rachelle Can Draw
                Rachelle Can Draw  2 days back

                ok but would any of these actually taste okay

              • Øn
                Øn  2 days back

                Just ask asians
                They love it more than real noodles

                • Chonghan L
                  Chonghan L  14 hours back

                  Justin Xin yep, anything with tomatoes

                • Justin Xin
                  Justin Xin  14 hours back

                  Øn Basically anything with tomato sauce will do

                • Øn
                  Øn  23 hours back

                  Chonghan L
                  What kind of pasta, macaroni, lasagne or spaghetti

                • Chonghan L
                  Chonghan L  23 hours back

                  Justin Xin as an Asian, I can confirm pasta is better than instant ramen, unless it’s chicken

                • Justin Xin
                  Justin Xin  2 days back

                  Øn As an Asian I can confirm that my Asian friends prefer instant ramen over real noodles

                  But as someone without terrible taste in food I can confirm that you should really just eat pasta

              • TheMartian 32
                TheMartian 32  2 days back


                • Benjiboop
                  Benjiboop  3 days back

                  0:01 there's a ring next to the cutting board. Is he married?

                  • Willis McGillis
                    Willis McGillis  3 days back

                    ..... beautiful. Everything from the dish to the scripting

                    • Howard the alien
                      Howard the alien  3 days back


                      • CCP Agent Trump
                        CCP Agent Trump  3 days back

                        i always think only i have rude roommate who never wash dishes after eating

                        • Ying the Eevee
                          Ying the Eevee  3 days back

                          "they're a bit overcooked but that's ok." **whispers** : I still love you

                          • JoshD8705
                            JoshD8705  3 days back

                            Dude precook your meat for texture, there's no way steak has enough time to cook in ramen. Am I being r/whoosh?

                          • Victoria Wardrop
                            Victoria Wardrop  3 days back

                            Ever realize he sounds like Babish

                            • Firecast 04
                              Firecast 04  4 days back


                              • Magma
                                Magma  4 days back

                                you make the broth before the ramen? disgusting.

                                • WalnutTime
                                  WalnutTime  3 days back

                                  Magma it makes the flavor better

                              • Charles Waters
                                Charles Waters  4 days back

                                Excellent! Funny! Also consider simmered onions and celery with your Raman. It works!

                                • UnicornSans
                                  UnicornSans  4 days back

                                  This guy fucking hates his roommate

                                  • Angie King
                                    Angie King  4 days back

                                    He had pot leafs lmao

                                    • CringyAnimator :D
                                      CringyAnimator :D  5 days back

                                      The hangover ramen is amazing!!! I definitely have to make it again 💕🍜💕

                                      • Nasim S
                                        Nasim S  5 days back

                                        This actually looks good

                                        • Poop Dealer
                                          Poop Dealer  5 days back

                                          I came for a cooking video not your political agenda

                                          • Alex Flynn
                                            Alex Flynn  5 days back

                                            I like chicken ramen, but after it's done cooking I empty most of the water then add the chicken seasoning packet, pepper, garlic powder, steak seasoning, and get a nice cup of cold pepsi to drink.

                                            • Farai Shimeih Gwapedza

                                              Yes... Alcohol dissolves fat so you sober up

                                              • Melissa Halloran
                                                Melissa Halloran  6 days back

                                                I actually made the hangover ramen ....

                                              • JewelsVEVO
                                                JewelsVEVO  6 days back

                                                That intro is so fucking true lmao

                                                Thank you boomers for fucking everyone over

                                                • Vladimir Putin
                                                  Vladimir Putin  6 days back

                                                  Boris American version!

                                                  • Cam Olson
                                                    Cam Olson  1 weeks back

                                                    Did you drink the beer from the measuring cup?

                                                    • Kathrina
                                                      Kathrina  1 weeks back

                                                      The first one looks so fucking gross ( i tried it too and they're really fucking nasty)

                                                      • Bloody Red Riding Hood
                                                        Bloody Red Riding Hood  1 weeks back

                                                        Waiter: how would you like your ramen?

                                                        Me: dIsHwAsH

                                                        • Loathing Editor
                                                          Loathing Editor  1 weeks back

                                                          Intro is good

                                                          • HooliganBalkan
                                                            HooliganBalkan  1 weeks back

                                                            use a fork dork kinda rimes

                                                            • Satchel Kleyn
                                                              Satchel Kleyn  1 weeks back

                                                              This was entertaining

                                                              • Kellsmit5432 Gaming
                                                                Kellsmit5432 Gaming  1 weeks back

                                                                Your a * psychopath* if you make noodles like that

                                                              • BTW
                                                                BTW  1 weeks back

                                                                He has the level 10 on sims 4 gormet cooking.

                                                                • Justin Xin
                                                                  Justin Xin  1 weeks back

                                                                  I lug you sookinjj much you don’t even unreturned ine dr

                                                                  • D.J. Babb
                                                                    D.J. Babb  1 weeks back

                                                                    Boil noodles in water. Drain water. -Then- add the seasoning.

                                                                    Want fluids? Drink water.

                                                                    • WalnutTime
                                                                      WalnutTime  1 weeks back


                                                                      • Exo's proud mama bear
                                                                        Exo's proud mama bear  1 weeks back

                                                                        I am good at cooking, make complex cakes easily but this shit is good.

                                                                        • James Kurker
                                                                          James Kurker  1 weeks back

                                                                          Just adding scallions to ramen will change your life.

                                                                          • Nolante Weathers
                                                                            Nolante Weathers  1 weeks back

                                                                            Mans is talent

                                                                            • Evan Go.
                                                                              Evan Go.  1 weeks back

                                                                              You read me like a book

                                                                              • ItzJustJanex YT
                                                                                ItzJustJanex YT  1 weeks back

                                                                                *_Y A Y E D U C A T I O N_*

                                                                                • Nathan Pierce
                                                                                  Nathan Pierce  1 weeks back

                                                                                  is this western boris?

                                                                                  • Milk
                                                                                    Milk  1 weeks back

                                                                                    made the peanut and broccoli, so fucking good lol