Crispy Ramen Salad - You Suck at Cooking (episode 21)

  • Published: 13 October 2015
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    I don't usually throw around the word 'excitement', but that's exactly how I feel whenever my mom makes this salad. I feel totally excitement.

    On a cookie sheet: spread out
    1/2 cup slided almonds
    1/4 cup unsalted sunflower seeds. Broil until golden

    In a big bowl combine:
    3-4 cups shredded nappa cabbage (fiddle around with the amount)
    1 cup bean sprouts
    1/4 cup sliced mushrooms (throw directly into the trash)
    3 green onions chopped

    1/2 cup vegetable oil
    2 tsp soy sauce
    3 tsp white or apple cider vinegar
    1 tsp sugar
    2 tsp sesame oil (or a whole litre no not really)
    Flavour packet from the ramen noodles
    Mix and let it sit for some minutes

    Just before you're ready to serve, smash the noodles with your fist and combine together with the greens and nuts, then pour the dressing in and mix it like a maniac then shove it in your guests faces.
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Comments • 2 389

    HITARIX  3 days back

    "And that will just.. oh?
    So it can... hov?
    And that goes... woh?"


    • ysa :P
      ysa :P  4 days back


      • Sclassjay
        Sclassjay  5 days back

        Dont watch this high

        • Jordan Prter
          Jordan Prter  6 days back

          He must spend 25% of his time actually cooking and the other 75% just cleaning up after himself

          • dacrazyone88
            dacrazyone88  1 weeks back

            Mushrooms are gross yay!!

            • NYorker
              NYorker  1 weeks back

              Ders the cute cat

              • Jay Butler
                Jay Butler  1 weeks back

                We both hate mushrooms

                • Leighann Ott
                  Leighann Ott  1 weeks back

                  If you’ve never owned a bottle of sesame oil, make preparations for crotch explosions.

                  • artsy girl
                    artsy girl  1 weeks back

                    Mmm salt over dose with soy sauce

                    • BloodRedeemed
                      BloodRedeemed  1 weeks back

                      Ok, just checking in here since yesterday. I’ve been binging your vids, sharing, liking, etc. I just counted and I’ve watched 60 of your vids so far, and let me say: I appreciate how much you wangjangle each episode up, and the comedy in this particular episode with the non-rubing rube-goldberg is hilarious! Thanks again for your content and creation! This stuff is gold, golden, but not too long in the onion otherwise it’ll burn. Thanks!

                    • Emily Durkee
                      Emily Durkee  2 weeks back

                      You were about 2 cups short on sugar

                      • Garvey Anderson
                        Garvey Anderson  2 weeks back

                        Mushrooms are gross. I agree with that notion

                        • Enoch Adeniji
                          Enoch Adeniji  2 weeks back

                          Green unions are shit

                          • healbot 96
                            healbot 96  2 weeks back

                            Where have you been all my life? I know these are old

                            • Jimin you got no jams
                              Jimin you got no jams  3 weeks back

                              Mushrooms are💖💘💝💓💗

                              • DanFlan
                                DanFlan  3 weeks back

                                Man, I love mushrooms. Please be open to the mushroom community.

                                • Cameron Thomson
                                  Cameron Thomson  3 weeks back

                                  “I can already hear it sizzling. Not trying to brag or anything.” 😂

                                  • Weerdouu
                                    Weerdouu  3 weeks back

                                    He clearly demonstrated how to work his Rube Goldberg device

                                    • Madli Viigimaa
                                      Madli Viigimaa  3 weeks back


                                      • Sophies Curse
                                        Sophies Curse  3 weeks back

                                        O-okey, I freaked out a little.

                                        • The Lindor
                                          The Lindor  3 weeks back

                                          Close your eyes

                                          • Tylen Toomes
                                            Tylen Toomes  3 weeks back

                                            What the fuck is he talking about


                                            • Mr. Meseeks
                                              Mr. Meseeks  3 weeks back

                                              The outros are really well done 👍

                                              Props to you

                                              • Leah Dabish
                                                Leah Dabish  3 weeks back

                                                This is Bakugou katsuki’s YouTube channel

                                                • Wonchan Cho
                                                  Wonchan Cho  3 weeks back

                                                  this recipe is one of very few food that doesn’t sound appetizing

                                                  • Stigglitz
                                                    Stigglitz  3 weeks back

                                                    Can....can I see your face

                                                    • A Moore
                                                      A Moore  3 weeks back

                                                      Please for the love of F don't ever eat that!

                                                      • KRista McCoy
                                                        KRista McCoy  4 weeks back

                                                        Gordon Ramsay ain’t got nothin on him

                                                        • Rodrigo Fernández
                                                          Rodrigo Fernández  4 weeks back

                                                          I've never been so happy to get ocular aids

                                                          • Biastuna
                                                            Biastuna  4 weeks back

                                                            this channel is civilised how to basic

                                                            • Ioana Berbece
                                                              Ioana Berbece  4 weeks back

                                                              ...I'm not sure if this is a real recipe or if it's a parody... ¤_¤

                                                            • krrrruptidsoless
                                                              krrrruptidsoless  4 weeks back

                                                              Are you sure those aren't supposed to be chow mein noodles?.... If so you suck

                                                              • krrrruptidsoless
                                                                krrrruptidsoless  4 weeks back

                                                                I wouldn't eat that if you paid me.
                                                                That ramen will suck the water right out of your body and leave you a shriveled noodle on the floor.
                                                                So when the shriveled noodled drops on the floor you got to pick it up and put it in water to overcome the gods of dehydration.

                                                                I don't know if it works but you can try it.

                                                                • Jesse Eible Hargro
                                                                  Jesse Eible Hargro  4 weeks back

                                                                  Fun fact: sesame oil, if you’ve never had it, is very good but very strong. If it’s your first time, don’t overdo it

                                                                  • Jason Vorhees
                                                                    Jason Vorhees  4 weeks back

                                                                    Real OGs know tge best way to smash ramen noodles is to smack it on the counter or table while it's in the package a few times

                                                                    • xxpela
                                                                      xxpela  4 weeks back

                                                                      i don't know why your channel was in my recommendations but i love it!
                                                                      your videos are funny, educational and have cute animals at the end

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                                                                        Mr. Nobody  4 weeks back

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                                                                          • Mz Mulatto
                                                                            Mz Mulatto  4 weeks back

                                                                            I just found this channel and its freaking hilarious!!! Brilliant not only do you teach me recipes but I die in laughter

                                                                            • H2 L1
                                                                              H2 L1  4 weeks back

                                                                              Jesus christ why is this my humor?

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                                                                                Kevin Reyes  4 weeks back

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                                                                                  Dogteeth Does stuff  4 weeks back

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                                                                                    nick b  4 weeks back

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                                                                                    • Mort
                                                                                      Mort  4 weeks back

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                                                                                      • Random Nobody
                                                                                        Random Nobody  4 weeks back

                                                                                        A channel that shows off cooking skills, photography skills and music? Hell yeah

                                                                                        • Alexandre
                                                                                          Alexandre  4 weeks back

                                                                                          AND I OOP- 3:46

                                                                                          • rancorjoy
                                                                                            rancorjoy  4 weeks back

                                                                                            TRIGGERED! I LIV MUSHRUMS

                                                                                            • hey b0ss
                                                                                              hey b0ss  4 weeks back

                                                                                              1:47 I agree