Lemon Blueberry Scones - You Suck at Cooking (episode 78)

  • Published: 11 July 2018
  • I accidentally cut out the SALT clip. Add a dash of salt to those dry ingredients.
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    How to make these scones:

    2 cups of all purpose flour
    3 tablespoons of sugar (if you want them sweeter add more...amazing how that works)
    1 tablespoon of baking powder
    A PINCH OF SALT! I accidentally cut it out of the video DAMMIT.
    1 gallon of baking soda to keep you cool
    Wangjangle those ingredients together
    Chop up most of a stick of butter into little bits
    Mix them in and go chunk hunting
    Add in 1.5 cups of blueberries and some exterior lemon skin scrapings (I like a tablespoon ish)
    Make a little volcano cavity chamber impression
    Pour in one cup of cream...if you want your scones to be more cakey use half a cup of cream and 2 eggs. They'll also be more yellow.
    Barely mix the dough, don't overwerk it
    Put the dough on a floured surface and form it into some kind of rectangular shape
    Cut it in half. Then in half. Then in half. Then in half.
    Separate the pieces on a parchment papered pan. They are going to expand, just like the universe. Checkmate atheists.
    Bake them for around 20-24 minutes on 4 hundo.

    They're so good when they're still warm omg, with even more butter on them, OMFG SERIOUSLY.

    Also I want to try to Scottish British UK scones with clotted cream. Because even though the term "clotted cream" is the most unappetizing two words ever written, it looks incredible.

    Or use one of these which is where I started:


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Comments • 3 737

  • You Suck At Cooking
    You Suck At Cooking   1 years back

    I accidentally left out the salt clip. Put half a teaspoon of salt in the dry ingredients, please. Or 2/4 coffee spoon.

    • The Watcher
      The Watcher  3 weeks back


    • Jane A
      Jane A  4 weeks back

      You Suck At Cooking Dude!!! You let us down. Good thing I thought 💭 where tf is the salt? and read the comments.

    • kamryn messinger
      kamryn messinger  1 months back

      I am using half half &half and half salted butter (mixed together) in place of the heavy cream (because I have none) and reducing the salt just a tad (because of the salt in the salted butter). I dont know what scones should taste like per se, but if it comes out good crappy I will let you know in case anyone actually cares about the recipe but has to maguiver it like me

    • Tanner Q
      Tanner Q  2 months back

      Hey, it's pronounced Data! if you say Data you're rarted!

    • Jordan Hodder
      Jordan Hodder  6 months back

      Dude I swear this is the Cheese Board's recipe from Berkeley. I used to make it all the time as a kid.

  • mahbuba hossain
    mahbuba hossain  22 hours back

    How did he flim it?

    • Toby Osborne
      Toby Osborne  23 hours back

      Those were right angle not scalene.

      • Stephen Funk
        Stephen Funk  1 days back

        That closing song really hit home

        • Kirk Fresno
          Kirk Fresno  2 days back

          Who gives this video a thumbs down? Quite possibly the BEST how to baking video. Especially for scones. I'm hooked.

          • Jas Courtenay
            Jas Courtenay  3 days back

            Hendjrrbbshansndhshbabababalbalabalbla *chin flapped*

            • Wendling K
              Wendling K  3 days back

              You are a treasure. This is a treasure

              • Luna -Draws -Whatever
                Luna -Draws -Whatever  4 days back

                can you make almond scones??

                • Sebastian Baldwin
                  Sebastian Baldwin  6 days back

                  Juice that lemon and add some powdered sugar and you've got a tasty lemon glaze, just do it, trust me.

                  • Speedrun News Network
                    Speedrun News Network  6 days back

                    1:13 is that the Final Fantasy victory battle theme?

                    • Robyn Briggs
                      Robyn Briggs  1 weeks back

                      I'm from England it's a SKON

                      • Irene Meyer
                        Irene Meyer  1 weeks back

                        You're moving on dangerous grounds here. As someone having lived in the UK for two decades I know you're not poking fun at their scone making and eating. This is too serious a matter to laugh about. Real scones are plain or have cheese on top.

                        • dLloyb
                          dLloyb  1 weeks back

                          Wow, is that a song by the rolling scones?

                          • Obichukwu Nwosu
                            Obichukwu Nwosu  1 weeks back

                            WE NEED AN ALBUM sir

                            • what a mess
                              what a mess  1 weeks back

                              As a British citizen all of the facts stated in this video are completely true

                              • Ann Brown
                                Ann Brown  1 weeks back

                                Bounjour! U get more HI LARRY US with each lesson♥️

                                • RockBeauty :3
                                  RockBeauty :3  2 weeks back

                                  I swear your bowl looks like a kool aid picture. Yes the picture is only for kool aid.

                                  • Creb
                                    Creb  2 weeks back

                                    Chaotic neutral

                                    • Abigahil Arias
                                      Abigahil Arias  2 weeks back

                                      Hey, dude. What type of cream do you used for? I mean, I'm from Mexico and I don't have any fucking idea of what you meant lmao Like, sour cream? Evaporated milk? I DON'T KNOW WHAT ARE U SAYING WITH JUST "CREAM" AND I REALLY WANNA DO THIS RECIPE CUZ IT LOOKS DELICIOUS AF

                                      • You Suck At Cooking
                                        You Suck At Cooking   2 weeks back

                                        Good question. It was probably 10% cream. Do you have that? Not sour cream, more like really dense milk.

                                    • S4m D0seS0mething
                                      S4m D0seS0mething  3 weeks back

                                      I think that Arthur should learn something from this.

                                      reply if you agree or get the reference I am a lonely soul

                                      • Grayson Campbell
                                        Grayson Campbell  3 weeks back

                                        Finally scones! I effing love scones!

                                        • Anwiseru
                                          Anwiseru  3 weeks back

                                          god why do you sound so much like that one girl from bobs burgers

                                          • Sillko Space!
                                            Sillko Space!  3 weeks back

                                            This is like how to basic but it actually works

                                            • Retro AJ
                                              Retro AJ  3 weeks back

                                              1:40 As an Irishmun myself I can confirm this is 100% true.

                                              • Squirtle the Turtle
                                                Squirtle the Turtle  3 weeks back

                                                Kinda gross

                                                • Jane A
                                                  Jane A  4 weeks back

                                                  Dude I made these and now I’m a fkn rock star ⭐️ in the eyes of my famdamnily. They had no idea I had Jedi scone making abilities. I’ll never have to move out. Free rent for life. 🤩LoL

                                                  ... help. I’m being held hostage 😑

                                                  LoL Thanks! These are amazing!

                                                  • Kale Ling
                                                    Kale Ling  4 weeks back

                                                    That real talk to the leftover flour that will never be scone is hilarious

                                                    • Joshua Snyder
                                                      Joshua Snyder  4 weeks back

                                                      Will you ever make a Reese's peanut butter cup?

                                                      • Alex Gator
                                                        Alex Gator  4 weeks back

                                                        Actually, it’s pronounced “scone”

                                                        • Matthew Arraya
                                                          Matthew Arraya  4 weeks back

                                                          I just kinda died while watching this. I'm British and I could tell you so many things wrong with what he did. He.didn't.even.use.a.scone.cutter.

                                                          • Blond Orphan Boy
                                                            Blond Orphan Boy  4 weeks back

                                                            This is by far my favorite episode

                                                            • Sunny's Doodles
                                                              Sunny's Doodles  4 weeks back

                                                              Unless you come from England in which case... keep calm and carry scone!

                                                              • Usara
                                                                Usara  4 weeks back

                                                                Lol. "If you wanna make it more cakey, go with half a cup of cream and 2 eggs".

                                                                It actually makes a cake.

                                                                • J S
                                                                  J S  4 weeks back

                                                                  Clotted cream taste better than sex feels. It’s a fact.

                                                                  • Crappy Potato
                                                                    Crappy Potato  4 weeks back

                                                                    Song starts at 5:31

                                                                    • Riley Brashear
                                                                      Riley Brashear  4 weeks back

                                                                      This is like Tina Belcher teaching me to cook

                                                                      • Xoctyl
                                                                        Xoctyl  4 weeks back

                                                                        Yall seen that reddit post about blueberry scones

                                                                        • Rysterine
                                                                          Rysterine  4 weeks back

                                                                          Shoulda done some peach scones. Cuz if you know. You know.

                                                                          • Joachim Macdonald
                                                                            Joachim Macdonald  4 weeks back

                                                                            It’s pronounced scone dammit!!

                                                                            • Viki L
                                                                              Viki L  4 weeks back

                                                                              That Ireland fun fact hit me like a train
                                                                              And he’s totally correct, my family was nearly arrested because I was caught eating a scone in a back alley at school

                                                                              • Tacomaster2006
                                                                                Tacomaster2006  4 weeks back

                                                                                My friend accidently used baking soda instead of baking powder and they tasted like cornbread

                                                                                • The3diamonds
                                                                                  The3diamonds  1 months back

                                                                                  British people are scons

                                                                                  • Night Runner
                                                                                    Night Runner  1 months back

                                                                                    As a man who was born in Ireland I can confirm that pastries are illegal and just the other day my grandmother was arrested from keeping 3 scones in her closet

                                                                                  • Quinsanity
                                                                                    Quinsanity  1 months back

                                                                                    First time I've seen you out of character 2:23

                                                                                    • Foxay
                                                                                      Foxay  1 months back


                                                                                      • Zakiry
                                                                                        Zakiry  1 months back

                                                                                        Those sconners are twats

                                                                                        • Zakiry
                                                                                          Zakiry  1 months back

                                                                                          Quite obviously scone not scon

                                                                                      • Lloyd Nix
                                                                                        Lloyd Nix  1 months back

                                                                                        seventeen ILS (Israeli SHEKELS) is about four dollars and seventy five cents

                                                                                        Four dollars and seventy five cents USD is 3.78 GBPs. A typical all butter scone FOUR PACK at Tesco is like 1.50 pounds. That's one expensive scone. That's a 2.28 difference. You could buy a whole nother scone four pack with that number, you could get eight scones and still have money left over for a Sultana Scones 4 Pack.

                                                                                        GIVING YOU 12 SCONES FOR THE PRICE OF ONE COME TO TESCO'S TODAY

                                                                                        • pgmp
                                                                                          pgmp  1 months back

                                                                                          I don't know how you do it, but you manage to bring a laugh and a smile with every single video.
                                                                                          Pure gold, thank you.