Lemon Blueberry Scones - You Suck at Cooking (episode 78)

  • Published: 11 July 2018
  • I accidentally cut out the SALT clip. Add a dash of salt to those dry ingredients.
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    How to make these scones:

    2 cups of all purpose flour
    3 tablespoons of sugar (if you want them sweeter add more...amazing how that works)
    1 tablespoon of baking powder
    A PINCH OF SALT! I accidentally cut it out of the video DAMMIT.
    1 gallon of baking soda to keep you cool
    Wangjangle those ingredients together
    Chop up most of a stick of butter into little bits
    Mix them in and go chunk hunting
    Add in 1.5 cups of blueberries and some exterior lemon skin scrapings (I like a tablespoon ish)
    Make a little volcano cavity chamber impression
    Pour in one cup of cream...if you want your scones to be more cakey use half a cup of cream and 2 eggs. They'll also be more yellow.
    Barely mix the dough, don't overwerk it
    Put the dough on a floured surface and form it into some kind of rectangular shape
    Cut it in half. Then in half. Then in half. Then in half.
    Separate the pieces on a parchment papered pan. They are going to expand, just like the universe. Checkmate atheists.
    Bake them for around 20-24 minutes on 4 hundo.

    They're so good when they're still warm omg, with even more butter on them, OMFG SERIOUSLY.

    Also I want to try to Scottish British UK scones with clotted cream. Because even though the term "clotted cream" is the most unappetizing two words ever written, it looks incredible.

    Or use one of these which is where I started:


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Comments • 3 780

  • You Suck At Cooking
    You Suck At Cooking   1 years back

    I accidentally left out the salt clip. Put half a teaspoon of salt in the dry ingredients, please. Or 2/4 coffee spoon.

    • The Creeper King
      The Creeper King  3 weeks back

      You Suck At Cooking why did I read this beyond sarcastic and in a tired manner

    • Ying the Eevee
      Ying the Eevee  4 weeks back

      hunting wild boar....YSAC is a hunter confirmed???

    • Ofelia Itehua
      Ofelia Itehua  4 weeks back

      What kind of cream

    • The Watcher
      The Watcher  2 months back


    • Jane A
      Jane A  2 months back

      You Suck At Cooking Dude!!! You let us down. Good thing I thought 💭 where tf is the salt? and read the comments.

  • Eleanor Parrish
    Eleanor Parrish  16 hours back

    Lmao as a baker I regularly make blueberry lemon scones so I really truely related to this one

    • That Guy
      That Guy  2 days back

      It is pronounced scone like cone until u eat it then it is scone like gone

      • Teddy Bear
        Teddy Bear  2 days back

        I am from England so no one start on me on how to pronounce this

        • Zesty_Beelzebub
          Zesty_Beelzebub  3 days back

          I cut them on the parchment paper. *WORSHIP ME, MORTAL FOOLS*

          • John Amidon
            John Amidon  1 weeks back

            It's scoone, laddie....as in schooner. I think..... ;)

            • CanadianMaple Munoz
              CanadianMaple Munoz  1 weeks back

              “Look, you weren’t good enough, fast enough or sticky enough, and you *missed* your chance. There’s *no second chances with scones.* “

              • Marshello
                Marshello  1 weeks back

                u suck at cooking use ur finger tips to blend the butter into the dry ingredients

                • canine_emerald
                  canine_emerald  1 weeks back

                  Wow watch those stones role

                  • Cheesy Pancakes
                    Cheesy Pancakes  2 weeks back

                    It's scone tho

                    • Iris Hunnicutt Bazilli
                      Iris Hunnicutt Bazilli  2 weeks back

                      omg you actually taught the recipe

                      • 성주조
                        성주조  2 weeks back

                        I want to eat a eggplant fries whenever I see this scone video thumbnail

                        • Public Serpent
                          Public Serpent  2 weeks back

                          Lemon's ass huehuehue

                          • the sushi
                            the sushi  2 weeks back

                            What's wrong, Jimmy-kun?
                            Could it be that you're,
                            craving my, _croisscone?_

                            • Ice Bear
                              Ice Bear  2 weeks back

                              But what if I don't want my friends to moan at my food .....?.......

                              • FreeMyNigaX lmao
                                FreeMyNigaX lmao  2 weeks back

                                How many of these scones can you eat in one sitting? I'm on my fourth, but I'm starting to feel a weird feeling in my stomach. :(

                                • Azryal Phynyx
                                  Azryal Phynyx  2 weeks back

                                  swan shaped scones

                                  • niac 1234
                                    niac 1234  2 weeks back

                                    Ah. Making fun of British people. Almost as fun as making fun of French people. Unless you are including Ireland in on the fun. In which case making fun of people from the British isles is the most fun.

                                    • xXTheSmasherXx
                                      xXTheSmasherXx  2 weeks back

                                      It looks like some toxic food

                                      • James Hill
                                        James Hill  2 weeks back

                                        At 2:20 witness the invention of the Stabjangler.

                                        • Addilynn Bri
                                          Addilynn Bri  2 weeks back

                                          Actually this is a really simple recipe and I don't think I'm afraid to try this one thank you

                                          • Arpad A Pinter
                                            Arpad A Pinter  2 weeks back

                                            Was that the spatula legged robot’s voice in the middle of the video

                                            • whycantmynamebeowo
                                              whycantmynamebeowo  2 weeks back

                                              Instead of blueberries can I use chocolate chips?

                                              • greninja
                                                greninja  2 weeks back

                                                That would not only be acceptable, but 100% encouraged 👍

                                            • Christen Solomon
                                              Christen Solomon  3 weeks back

                                              Is that an empty bottle of Blanton's bourbon on the side there @1:03 ???

                                              • Tntcat
                                                Tntcat  3 weeks back

                                                it's obviously scone, not scone

                                                • Fallyn Upton
                                                  Fallyn Upton  3 weeks back

                                                  I actually know why the butter has to be chunky. It's so you get little pockets of butter in your scones when they're hot and without them they just are not scones at all. With the chunked butter, your scones will rise a lot on the good pastry scale. But with the melty butter, it doesn't have any room for growth (and it makes your scones taste to buttery so I suggest not doing it).
                                                  And don't under any circumstance use margarine. If you don't have butter, go to the store and buy some because margarine will KILL your scones as they are allergic to margarine.
                                                  And if you use salted butter, you don't need to add as much salt (or no salt at all) because if you add more salt then the scone can become the thing to murder your livers.
                                                  This has been a PSA, thank you for coming to my TEDTalk

                                                  • Mildly Disgruntled TortillaWhisperer

                                                    Me and the bois running out of 7/11 at 3am with 2 gallons of gasoline 6:00

                                                    • GalaxyGod
                                                      GalaxyGod  3 weeks back

                                                      she’s a peach- scone

                                                      • william badovinac
                                                        william badovinac  3 weeks back

                                                        S-Cones are lightly bound extra dry petrified particles. When dropped into a toilet expands rapidly and explodes the bowl. A funny prank among giraffes who are misanthropic. Giraffe is pronounced in UK lingo as "Jeer Rawfffft" because of a 466 year-old Royal British Grudge.

                                                        • Windowmarker here
                                                          Windowmarker here  3 weeks back

                                                          not to be that person but it's scone like "gone" and if you say otherwise you deserve to be thrown into the channel

                                                          • Lilac Skies
                                                            Lilac Skies  4 weeks back

                                                            I'm sorry but in Scotland it's 1 scone to 5 dabloons

                                                            • mahbuba hossain
                                                              mahbuba hossain  4 weeks back

                                                              How did he flim it?

                                                              • Toby Osborne
                                                                Toby Osborne  1 months back

                                                                Those were right angle not scalene.

                                                                • Stephen Funk
                                                                  Stephen Funk  1 months back

                                                                  That closing song really hit home

                                                                  • Kirk in the Mountains
                                                                    Kirk in the Mountains  1 months back

                                                                    Who gives this video a thumbs down? Quite possibly the BEST how to baking video. Especially for scones. I'm hooked.

                                                                    • Jas Courtenay
                                                                      Jas Courtenay  1 months back

                                                                      Hendjrrbbshansndhshbabababalbalabalbla *chin flapped*

                                                                      • Wendling K
                                                                        Wendling K  1 months back

                                                                        You are a treasure. This is a treasure

                                                                        • Luna -Draws -Whatever
                                                                          Luna -Draws -Whatever  1 months back

                                                                          can you make almond scones??

                                                                          • Sebastian Baldwin
                                                                            Sebastian Baldwin  1 months back

                                                                            Juice that lemon and add some powdered sugar and you've got a tasty lemon glaze, just do it, trust me.

                                                                            • Speedrun News Network
                                                                              Speedrun News Network  1 months back

                                                                              1:13 is that the Final Fantasy victory battle theme?

                                                                              • Robyn Briggs
                                                                                Robyn Briggs  1 months back

                                                                                I'm from England it's a SKON

                                                                                • Irene Meyer
                                                                                  Irene Meyer  1 months back

                                                                                  You're moving on dangerous grounds here. As someone having lived in the UK for two decades I know you're not poking fun at their scone making and eating. This is too serious a matter to laugh about. Real scones are plain or have cheese on top.

                                                                                  • dLloyb
                                                                                    dLloyb  1 months back

                                                                                    Wow, is that a song by the rolling scones?

                                                                                    • Obichukwu Nwosu
                                                                                      Obichukwu Nwosu  1 months back

                                                                                      WE NEED AN ALBUM sir

                                                                                      • what a mess
                                                                                        what a mess  1 months back

                                                                                        As a British citizen all of the facts stated in this video are completely true

                                                                                        • Ann Brown
                                                                                          Ann Brown  1 months back

                                                                                          Bounjour! U get more HI LARRY US with each lesson♥️

                                                                                          • RockBeauty :3
                                                                                            RockBeauty :3  1 months back

                                                                                            I swear your bowl looks like a kool aid picture. Yes the picture is only for kool aid.

                                                                                            • Fecker
                                                                                              Fecker  1 months back

                                                                                              Chaotic neutral