Pumpkin Pie - You Suck at Cooking (episode 68)

  • Published: 15 November 2017
  • Pumpkins are good for literally 2 things; making pumpkin pies, and throwing them off bridges.
    Well I’m all all out of bridges.

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    To make the pie:
    Buy a pie crust. Nobody has time for that and they’re like a buck or two
    Take a 13.5oz/398ml can of pure pumpkin. Not “pumpkin pie filling.” Don’t be an animal
    But that in a bowl. It’s gonna be thick. Be prepared for that
    Add two eggs
    Add 3/4 cup of sugar
    Add 1/2 teaspoon of salt
    2 1/4 teaspoons of pumpkin pie spice
    (or if you’re a real hot shot, use 1 tsp cinnamon, 1 tsp ground ginger, 1/4 tsp cloves)
    Wangjangle that together until it’s smooth.
    Slowly add in 1 1/2 cups of 10% cream
    Doubt yourself because something this liquidy could never be a pie.
    Put it the undo on 425undo for 15 minutes.
    Reduce it to 350.
    Now here’s where you’re gonna have to make a judgment call. Bake for 30 minutes but test the wobble. The wobble tells you everything. When the wobble is gone, the pie is ready. A deep dish crust could take an hour. There’s quite a range you can cook it in where it will still turn out great.
    Take it out and leave it for at least an hour, and admire the process of turning a liquid into a solid.
    Whip cream that son of a bitch into tomorrow.
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Comments • 2 612

  • xPastell _Tears
    xPastell _Tears  9 hours back

    Psh. You could've just put a pumpkin, egg, and sugar on a crafting table.

    Lol noob.

    • 067542 800097651
      067542 800097651  18 hours back

      Squeeze the cow condomint into the mix
      Then somethin bout a rimjob

      • MegaWolf XXX
        MegaWolf XXX  2 days back

        The sound that he made to call the pumpkin got me crying🤣🤣

        • M M
          M M  3 days back

          If you don’t volcano whip cream your pumpkin pie, you ain’t doing it right.

          • CanadianMaple Munoz
            CanadianMaple Munoz  1 weeks back

            You are da *T R U E P U M P K I N M A S T E R A N D W H I S P E R E R.*

            • commander sus Gunner
              commander sus Gunner  1 weeks back


              • Brian Taddeo
                Brian Taddeo  2 weeks back

                You sound hella canadian

                • Alice Devilsdaughter
                  Alice Devilsdaughter  2 weeks back

                  All the spices combined: i am just as good as you are!
                  Pumpkin spice: oh you haven't heard?

                  • Gachakat 101
                    Gachakat 101  2 weeks back

                    Has anyone actually trying to do this

                    • Lilly Knutsen
                      Lilly Knutsen  2 weeks back

                      Pimblokto’s bro

                      • Ayano Aishi fan
                        Ayano Aishi fan  2 weeks back

                        I love your intro you suck at cooking yea you tollily suck i am suck at cooking

                        • SlayPlenty
                          SlayPlenty  3 weeks back

                          so how'd u do the dough

                          • Jack o'Lantern
                            Jack o'Lantern  3 weeks back

                            Waiting to watch this on Halloween. I think it will be a totally accurate and useful recipe to follow. Just gotta find black whipped creme to make a jack o'lantern pie...

                            • herpson derps
                              herpson derps  3 weeks back

                              Where's the dogs?

                              • Allie
                                Allie  3 weeks back

                                I liked the anarchist lmao

                                • Student Audrey Garcia
                                  Student Audrey Garcia  3 weeks back

                                  The pumpkin will come to you if you say *kskskskksksksks*

                                  • FXLINGO
                                    FXLINGO  4 weeks back

                                    only goblins are goblins

                                    • bees
                                      bees  4 weeks back

                                      Song at 3:25 ? 😂

                                      • animal lover
                                        animal lover  4 weeks back

                                        3:23 ⭕️🅰️

                                        • The Fire King
                                          The Fire King  4 weeks back

                                          Why...why did you blur a loaf of bread?

                                          • Zmvnc n24
                                            Zmvnc n24  1 months back


                                            • T SexyRexy
                                              T SexyRexy  1 months back

                                              Fun fact: Pumpkin pie is a custard pie.

                                              • candyman
                                                candyman  1 months back

                                                medium length cardboard tueube

                                                • allsad Dude
                                                  allsad Dude  1 months back

                                                  2:55 why’d you blur it

                                                  • pure objective glacial
                                                    pure objective glacial  1 months back

                                                    where have you been all my life

                                                    • Atomicwinter 31
                                                      Atomicwinter 31  1 months back

                                                      Ragamuffin? More like ragapumpkin hehehehhee

                                                      • Charlie Fox
                                                        Charlie Fox  1 months back

                                                        Can you please explain "lowering the temperature to 350"? This is an unfamiliar term.

                                                        • Charlie Fox
                                                          Charlie Fox  4 weeks back

                                                          @TFW Thanks I understand now.

                                                        • TFW
                                                          TFW  4 weeks back

                                                          Undos on 3 fundo

                                                      • Pewdie cookie
                                                        Pewdie cookie  1 months back

                                                        I am sooo into that rock music, also ysac pls tell me how to reverse my baby pumpkins into big wild papa pumpkin

                                                        • babablap
                                                          babablap  1 months back

                                                          why are the knives censored at 2:54?

                                                          • Okasih
                                                            Okasih  1 months back

                                                            Pornography isn't allowed on YouTube.

                                                        • Emil Scale Modelling
                                                          Emil Scale Modelling  1 months back

                                                          Imagine the little kids trying to make this and then complain that there bread doesn't become a crust or that a pumpkin doesn't contain a can 👌

                                                          • SnicklesTV- Pickles and Snickers

                                                            Mom theres a man in the woods taking close ups of a dead leaf...

                                                            • Octopus Hands
                                                              Octopus Hands  2 months back

                                                              I came here for the "oveo on 4hundo"

                                                              • LaToya Hawkins
                                                                LaToya Hawkins  2 months back

                                                                White suger is sweeter 🤔🤔🤔🤔noooooo

                                                                • Yves Torquest
                                                                  Yves Torquest  2 months back

                                                                  Life must be so hard for soy-boys like you when everyone else sucks right?

                                                                  • S.A.M official
                                                                    S.A.M official  2 months back

                                                                    Love the intro

                                                                    • Queen Joy
                                                                      Queen Joy  2 months back

                                                                      Can I get that song on my playlist

                                                                      • RedChiliPepper
                                                                        RedChiliPepper  2 months back

                                                                        Youre good at editing
                                                                        Yea you totally good

                                                                        • LK Cierra
                                                                          LK Cierra  2 months back

                                                                          So I tried to go hunting for pumpkins but I kept getting zucchini :/ Can anyone tell me what I can do to get the Halloween squashes instead of the My Mom Doesnt Eat Carbs So This Is My Pasta Squash?? I've been using a biodegradable tube, should I use the plastic ones?

                                                                          • CoffeeBean2
                                                                            CoffeeBean2  2 months back

                                                                            instructions unclear my son went to go get the pumpkin but he used the wrong instrument and the pumpkins thought of it as a threat and they beat my son into a bloody pulp. he was only 9 years old.

                                                                            • Crappy Potato
                                                                              Crappy Potato  2 months back

                                                                              Song starts at 3:23

                                                                              • Kaidan Godfrey
                                                                                Kaidan Godfrey  2 months back

                                                                                Undo on 420fundo

                                                                                • Asha Marion
                                                                                  Asha Marion  2 months back

                                                                                  Pro fake whipped cream

                                                                                  • JoshMtz 04
                                                                                    JoshMtz 04  2 months back

                                                                                    Im getting papa franku vibes

                                                                                    • Kishan B
                                                                                      Kishan B  2 months back

                                                                                      Wow, pumpkins are rarer than diamonds... How did you find them?

                                                                                      • Starboard Lines
                                                                                        Starboard Lines  2 months back

                                                                                        “Eating the pumpkin pie of shortcuts”

                                                                                        *uses canned pumpkin*

                                                                                        • Ass Ass
                                                                                          Ass Ass  2 months back

                                                                                          2:40 420

                                                                                          • Adrian Mojica
                                                                                            Adrian Mojica  2 months back

                                                                                            is no one else gonna comment on how badass that ending was?

                                                                                            • Hilda carrasco
                                                                                              Hilda carrasco  2 months back

                                                                                              Lmao "the stupid"