Breakfast Sandwich - You Suck at Cooking (episode 5)

  • Published: 02 April 2015
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    In 1967, the United States government outlawed oatmeal, as one part of a 13 prong strategy to increase egg consumption. The next 27 years of oatmeal prohibition saw a moderate amount of egg innovation, resulting in two notable creations, including this open face breakfast sandwich. It remains popular with dentists and miners in all 6 hemispheres. The other innovation was known as 'Egg Near a Stick' but it never really became a thing.
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Comments • 1 129

  • P-mtc
    P-mtc  2 days back

    That sucks. I guess that's a compliment to you.

    • Artemis Apollo
      Artemis Apollo  2 days back

      "My head is so far up my ass today. I didn't even want to film this." This is what I say about everything I have to do at any given time because it's true. LOL

      • Can we get 10,000 subs with a few videos?

        I always come back for the egg story and the really nice music 👌👌

        • MythicalOgNoScopes_ WRT


          • Obey
            Obey  2 weeks back

            Its 2am and am here....Stfu 🤣🤣🤣 freaking awsome

            • Devin M.
              Devin M.  2 weeks back

              I'll stick to classic bacon, egg, and cheese.

              • Georgia Quest
                Georgia Quest  2 weeks back

                I’m never eating eggs again

                • John Williams
                  John Williams  2 weeks back

                  So now you're including your wife or girlfriend in this debauchery! It's not bad enough that you murdered Douglass and John in cold blood but now you've made your lady friend into an have no shame!!!

                  • Frostleaf Vlogs
                    Frostleaf Vlogs  3 weeks back

                    Lol this dude fr burnt toast

                    • Hairo Takashi
                      Hairo Takashi  3 weeks back

                      Man there’s a lot of egg scenes in YouTube

                      • kilayla13
                        kilayla13  3 weeks back

                        John Douglass. A jacksfilm if you will.

                        • Ivan Ooze
                          Ivan Ooze  3 weeks back

                          I don’t care about the rest I want more egg drama

                          • The Cat Belly
                            The Cat Belly  4 weeks back

                            You suck at cooking yeah you totally suck

                            • Jane A
                              Jane A  4 weeks back


                              • Eleventh Piløts
                                Eleventh Piløts  4 weeks back


                                • michael meras
                                  michael meras  4 weeks back

                                  More like you suck at toast

                                  • AEveryDayViewer
                                    AEveryDayViewer  4 weeks back

                                    John and Douglas wait...

                                    John Douglas = Jacksfilms

                                    • Liz
                                      Liz  4 weeks back

                                      this video is so amazing and wholesome and chaotic at the same time lmao

                                      • KumPupp
                                        KumPupp  4 weeks back

                                        You have a girlfriend

                                        Wow Canada is better than I thou-

                                        • Jaden Clemons
                                          Jaden Clemons  4 weeks back

                                          Holy SHET it’s gud- the honoring words of ria

                                          • vassdeniss
                                            vassdeniss  1 months back

                                            Yeah first no triple P and now a triple S? Whats this a comedy show? Come on man I thought we are professional here.

                                            • Airturtle86
                                              Airturtle86  1 months back

                                              What kind of bread is that?

                                            • e q u i n o x
                                              e q u i n o x  1 months back

                                              Why am I legitimately sad over e g g s

                                              • DaNiDD0213
                                                DaNiDD0213  1 months back


                                                • Anh Le
                                                  Anh Le  1 months back

                                                  What happened that night, JOHN?

                                                  • Nixology
                                                    Nixology  1 months back

                                                    Ok so I made the sandwich today and I, (from a personal perspective) approve of this video

                                                    • A good ol’ bottle of Fat Tire

                                                      So did the eggs fuck?

                                                      • Cheshire Gerena
                                                        Cheshire Gerena  1 months back

                                                        Your instructions have yet to fail me, yet I'm 18 in America. To drink or not to drink, that is the question.

                                                        • meme and her angry power
                                                          meme and her angry power  1 months back

                                                          i hope john and dougladjjs get fanfiction

                                                          • Marry Me Jisoo
                                                            Marry Me Jisoo  1 months back

                                                            I came for the egg series, I’ve watched all of these videos. But I like watching the egg series.

                                                            • Hubert Cumberdale
                                                              Hubert Cumberdale  2 months back

                                                              Egg F U C C

                                                              • ConcordDrinkTape
                                                                ConcordDrinkTape  2 months back

                                                                I’m ☠️

                                                                • Ron
                                                                  Ron  2 months back

                                                                  immediately made a breakfast sandwich after this

                                                                  • Meeting the Owens's
                                                                    Meeting the Owens's  2 months back

                                                                    I am loving this channel..... lmmfao

                                                                    • Joscelyn Stott
                                                                      Joscelyn Stott  2 months back

                                                                      Are John and Douglas a reference to John Patrick Douglass (jacksfilms)

                                                                      • Demetra L.
                                                                        Demetra L.  2 months back

                                                                        This is the first time he ever said pepper pepper pepper

                                                                        • Don Matthew
                                                                          Don Matthew  2 months back

                                                                          This gets more weird as I go back to episode one but like when I go to episode 69 it's so normal

                                                                          • Samuel Gutierrez
                                                                            Samuel Gutierrez  2 months back

                                                                            I think this is how to basic

                                                                            • se Nisha
                                                                              se Nisha  2 months back


                                                                              • Kenyce
                                                                                Kenyce  2 months back

                                                                                I just came across the best channel on YouTube

                                                                                • romessa
                                                                                  romessa  2 months back

                                                                                  "I don't wanna talk about it"
                                                                                  " *hablaksbshsdhejehej* "

                                                                                  • Selin Germann
                                                                                    Selin Germann  2 months back

                                                                                    Dude, are you doing ok?

                                                                                    • Alookio
                                                                                      Alookio  2 months back

                                                                                      What happened to his oice

                                                                                      • Xavier
                                                                                        Xavier  2 months back

                                                                                        That moment when you think he bleeps profanity out and you play the video in front of your family..
                                                                                        He-"FUCK, FUCK OH FUCK"
                                                                                        *me crying on the inside*
                                                                                        *Yep... I'm fucked*

                                                                                        • Abdalla Babikir
                                                                                          Abdalla Babikir  2 months back

                                                                                          Who else held his breath with the egg?

                                                                                          • Bon Frisk
                                                                                            Bon Frisk  2 months back

                                                                                            Him opening the drawer sounded like a dolphin XD

                                                                                            • Kisu Ki
                                                                                              Kisu Ki  2 months back

                                                                                              Stay tuned for the parmesan

                                                                                              • Kathy Florcruz
                                                                                                Kathy Florcruz  2 months back

                                                                                                Don't EVER drop eggs into boiling water. Or let them dive. Put cold water & eggs in & bring them to a boil. You know, like frogs.