What Would Joe Rogan Do in the Apocalypse?


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  • Luke •
    Luke •  5 hours back

    Save your dryer lint! That shit is amazing for making a burn bundle!

    • xorox
      xorox  5 hours back

      I have a family friend who runs his truck with completely fish and chip oil

      • Huston Swanson
        Huston Swanson  10 hours back

        Diesel is the way to go for an apocolypse.

        They also make these what are basically innertubes that you can put hundreds gallons in, they are actually made for planes and helicopters but you could put it in a truck bed as well. perfect because when empty it takes up little space.

        • z
          z  11 hours back

          the black guy is dumb

          • HighKing 9000
            HighKing 9000  16 hours back

            Liquor stores are the first thing people are hitting they gonna be empty son 😆

            • Christopher Newton
              Christopher Newton  17 hours back

              Bring the weed for trade

              • Damian Mathis
                Damian Mathis  18 hours back

                Come live in Montana for a winter lol 😂

                • patrickg420
                  patrickg420  22 hours back

                  joe doesn't think theres a lot of animals, in the woods! lmfao! maybe joe should look into that!

                  • Nathan Brown
                    Nathan Brown  1 days back

                    Joe is being a little modest about his land cruiser. That thing is the nicest piece of luxury, off road equipment I’ve ever seen.

                    • becausewhatido
                      becausewhatido  1 days back

                      The way the guy converses is so awkward. It almost feels as if the conversation was edited.

                      • Allen Eisenhart
                        Allen Eisenhart  2 days back

                        I would bring liters joe fuck all that tinder, you're driving off in an apocalypse vehicle but liters are an issue?

                        • Taylor Tazer
                          Taylor Tazer  2 days back

                          Oh and fishing would be my first guess of a feasible way to find sustinance quickly and in decent number or quantity. Im geussing every one and their brother would hit the coast line . Endint in it becoming too dangerous in my opinion

                          • Taylor Tazer
                            Taylor Tazer  2 days back

                            Finally some one that admits that post apocalypse survival of maas numbers of people is in fact"NOT FEASIBLE " thank you jeez

                            • MrBanausos
                              MrBanausos  2 days back

                              Food? What food. There are too many people on earth for an iron age civilization. The best bet is cannabalism. Sure we could live off canned food, beef jerky, dried fruit and MRE's. But then again with a lack of medical care AIDS, Ebola, and bird flu might thin the herd. If all of the shipping trains in America stopped there would be a nationwide famine. That combined with mass desertification caused by climate change. It would be the worse famine the western hemisphere has ever seen.

                              • A C
                                A C  2 days back

                                I’ll take a model X, get a mobile solar power hook up, I’m not running out of juice anytime soon. Joe you and your Land Cruiser we’re going to be shit out of luck with gas runs out

                                • Hodge’s Lawn Care
                                  Hodge’s Lawn Care  2 days back

                                  I’m not racist but i first listened to this episode. I could have swore this dude was white lol. I saw the video and I was like wait this is the Tesla dude???

                                  • Brian Hillis
                                    Brian Hillis  2 days back

                                    You can tell Joe doesn't like this guy

                                    • Raki Jr
                                      Raki Jr  2 days back

                                      I listened to this podcast in its entirety and was almost 100% positive this guy was white.

                                      • Jonathan Baez
                                        Jonathan Baez  2 days back

                                        Would you say cliff bars are alright?

                                        • James Husted
                                          James Husted  2 days back

                                          L.A is a death trap to many people

                                          • Pyro814
                                            Pyro814  2 days back

                                            This made me realize how hard humans had it in the wild.

                                            • Hel 1349
                                              Hel 1349  2 days back

                                              walking dead teaches us

                                              • Kristjan gjonlulaj
                                                Kristjan gjonlulaj  2 days back

                                                5:18 Joe just farted rogan 😂

                                                • Jakeem
                                                  Jakeem  3 days back

                                                  bullet to the brain, just get me out of the simulation.

                                                  • Neo Politan
                                                    Neo Politan  3 days back

                                                    If you're desperate you could eat cambium from trees or yucca plants some mushrooms are edible along with several plants and berries but yeah hunting and fishing is your best bet 😗👌

                                                    • A.J. Falandys
                                                      A.J. Falandys  3 days back

                                                      Going to Wal-Mart is always the #1 option in any disaster. Guns, Food U gud

                                                      • Zero Foxtrot
                                                        Zero Foxtrot  13 minutes back

                                                        Yes and no. Problem I see with places like that is A LOT of people will want to go there. Lots of fighting and conflict there especially in the early days. Even if you have a decent group of competent guys with you to take it and fortify it I imagine security will be a constant issue.... so yeah idk. Personally I'd try and get my family as far away from crowds of people as soon as possible. Go off the grid.

                                                    • David Kalajdzic
                                                      David Kalajdzic  3 days back

                                                      Joe "but it ain't easy" Rogan

                                                      • Josh Netz
                                                        Josh Netz  3 days back

                                                        My grandpa used to say you'd starve to death just eating rabbits.

                                                        • Headout
                                                          Headout  2 days back

                                                          Yeah certain militaries were trained to only hunt them as a last resort because yours lose more minerals consuming them than you got out of them. They are incredibly lean

                                                      • MarkisTG
                                                        MarkisTG  3 days back

                                                        Or best thing is to make a small team, and take over a BJs wholesale club or another store like that, you'd be good for the rest of your life

                                                        • MarkisTG
                                                          MarkisTG  3 days back

                                                          Take a car or truck with a diesel tank... Easiest way to get fuel

                                                          • Rocket RoosterTV
                                                            Rocket RoosterTV  3 days back

                                                            Joe definitely has no survival skills but he talks a good one.

                                                            • James M
                                                              James M  3 days back

                                                              Stay in town and eat the neighbors.

                                                              • Keeleb
                                                                Keeleb  3 days back

                                                                My plan in an apocalypse is just to kill people and eat them! There's food everywhere

                                                                • Darth Nihilus Tony machavelli

                                                                  He wouldnt do anything as he would be dead! Wouldnt last a day in the apocalypse.

                                                                  • Ari Andsoon
                                                                    Ari Andsoon  3 days back

                                                                    But would'nt the canibals be in the woods also?

                                                                    • one opinion
                                                                      one opinion  3 days back

                                                                      Pretty sure hunting for animals after a nuclear meltdown is pretty dumb.

                                                                      • Paul
                                                                        Paul  3 days back

                                                                        Not soft and hard Joe. Use same wood for bow and drill

                                                                        • R J
                                                                          R J  3 days back

                                                                          Lol these guys have no idea how to survive.

                                                                          • Jim Kelley
                                                                            Jim Kelley  3 days back

                                                                            If you live in a big city, just sit back and watch it unfold. Unless you're wealthy, with access to a helicopter you're dead. If SHTF it will be mass chaos and whatever caused the collapse won't be your ruin it will be your neighbors.

                                                                            • * nanormous *
                                                                              * nanormous *  3 days back

                                                                              I would hit all my local, sneaky, vote farming, globalist profiteering, democrooks, for causing it. Patriots, gear up!

                                                                              • Nerdpoleon Bonaparte
                                                                                Nerdpoleon Bonaparte  4 days back

                                                                                I'd take some good marijuana seeds. Along with all the essential kit

                                                                                • JAR ENT
                                                                                  JAR ENT  4 days back

                                                                                  I would bring tinned food

                                                                                  • Big Chief Chugzawday
                                                                                    Big Chief Chugzawday  4 days back

                                                                                    Get guns and a taste for human flesh..your sweet.

                                                                                    • Greg Whyatt
                                                                                      Greg Whyatt  4 days back

                                                                                      It's a tidy tank

                                                                                      • Dave Bradley
                                                                                        Dave Bradley  4 days back

                                                                                        I call bullshit. Done with you Joe. You wouldn't bring weed. I will, and I will grow weed and sell it to you and your kids. Fucking sellout

                                                                                        • José Rezende
                                                                                          José Rezende  4 days back

                                                                                          Survival podcasts to sugest guys?

                                                                                          • AnticommentWarrior
                                                                                            AnticommentWarrior  4 days back

                                                                                            Joe would bring his gallon of dmt and we'd never see him again

                                                                                            • AnticommentWarrior
                                                                                              AnticommentWarrior  4 days back

                                                                                              Joe should have rich on montly, he is a good conversationalist